Thursday 1 July 2010

Dr. Strangepunt or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Touts


ORIGINAL PHOTOGRAPHY: Rob Ellis MODEL: Liana



So according to our friends at the Cambridge Evening News the punt wars are back on but this year serious weaponry is being deployed. Those crafty punt pushers have deployed the most deadly weapon known to man and only gone and dropped the lady bomb.

As we stand on the brink of punt armegeddon, it's ten to doomsday, they're moving fast... heads up! Mind those boaters. No time to sleep, it's Def Con XX chromosome .

Some might think that in a university town as cosmopolitan and sophisticated as Cambridge sending pretty young belles in boaters down to the quayside to ply their wares might be seen as a little crass, mamas don't let your babies grow up to be punt touts, but many would say there is a long tradition of the daughters of the river god luring the unwary to the water with their enchanting music and voices.

Others may think however that as the old saying goes the female of the species is far deadlier than the male, if they want war they may just be about to get......

You Maniacs! You did it! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!

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